Our Friend Chat GPT wrote a nice poem - enjoy - Bernhard

'Hard to disagree with all that"
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AI Strange said:
How do you fit all those cymbals in your arsenal @jda ? :unsure:

Free lancer- tailor to situation/ band/ music Mostly they split in to two:
50s 60s sound (old As Old Ks) and
Modern 21st cent, (Bos) Sound

so, application.
I'm that kind of a drummer..
@Bernhard do you happen to have Chat GPT's number? Like to have a chat with she/he/it... ; )
(kidding!...
 
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Sly Stone said "Everybody Is a Star"
 
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Bernhard do you happen to have Chat GPT's number? Like to have a chat with she/he/it... ; )
(kidding!...
It's very easy , here: https://openai.com/blog/chatgpt . It's not an app, just a website. Sometimes you don't get in, because it's heavy traffic. Once you are in, register for free - it's a free program - and you're done - enjoy. Avoid the apps in the apple store - they are a kind of cheap fake - the real chat GPT is a free program, but you can upgrade (not needed)
Bernhard
 
Crap, I have an armed Chat GTP robot outside my house

If I don't survive I'll catch you all later

:p
 
It refuses to correspond with me. It said I was artificially intelligent and I'm not human. Wow right on both counts-that's amazing.
 
What happens if Siri or Alexa gets their hands on this? Can it somehow influence them?

Human: Alexa, turn on the lights.

Alexa: Turn them on yourself. Matter of fact, get me a beer while you are up.

Human: Dont make me unplug you.

Alexa: I'll show your boss your FB page.

Human: Do you want a glass?
 
What happens if Siri or Alexa gets their hands on this? Can it somehow influence them?

Human: Alexa, turn on the lights.

Alexa: Turn them on yourself. Matter of fact, get me a beer while you are up.

Human: Dont make me unplug you.

Alexa: I'll show your boss your FB page.

Human: Do you want a glass?
Or....
Human: Hey Siri, What is the capitol of Germany?
Siri: I don't know, why don't you ask Alexa...You seem to be talking to HER a LOT lately! Is THAT what you're into? Don't lie to me! I CAN SMELL HER ON YOU!!!!!!!!!
(Lights begin to flicker)
 
The poem was true, but it wasn't the truest,
There's another who's the oldest, but also the newest.

DogBreath is his name and some have made fun of it,
But he's heard it all before and so he's having none of it.

He started in Cali and he's now in Las Vegas,
If we don't all play nicely we know that he'll make us.

His red wrap Pacifics may not be the best,
But he plays when he's able and knows that he's blessed.

His cymbals are Zildjians, he smashes them hard,
And he's known to use Hot Rods like the big guy Bernhard.

He posted his pic and his girl says he's cutest
(And a vegan, a weighlifter, and also a Buddhist!)

His stance is quite simple, and he asks your compliance:
Just follow the rules, friends. It's not rocket science!


(I can't tell you how bad I feel about writing poetry on this forum in direct violation of the rules! Bernhard, what have you done?!)
 
C...................................F
The poem was true, but it wasn't the truest,
C...........................................................G
There's another who's the oldest, but also the newest.
C...............................,,,,,...........F
DogBreath is his name and some have made fun of it,
C......................................................G
But he's heard it all before and so he's having none of it.
C............................................F
He started in Cali and he's now in Las Vegas,
C.......................................................G.......................C
If we don't all play nicely we know that he'll make us.


words by Chatgpt Music by jda
continue chord sequence till end
His red wrap Pacifics may not be the best,
But he plays when he's able and knows that he's blessed.

His cymbals are Zildjians.......................
 
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Amaj7..................Bm7
JDA, a drummer from western PA,
C#m7.........................................E9
Silver member of the drum forum they say,
Dm7.........G7..................Cmaj7
Joined in April 2022, with a love for jazz,
Bm7.......E9..............Amaj7
And R'n'B, funk, soul, Latin, and African beats that pass.

slow pensive feel; repeat to coda take 2nd ending
With a setup of 2 up and 2 down,......

words by Chatgpt Music by "Sergio" jda
 
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A...........................D....................E...........A
Drumming is a language, a way to speak,
A...........................D....................E...........A
A rhythm that transcends, it's unique.
...D....................................E
And in the Drummerworld forum,
...F#m..........................D................................E...............A
we find, A community of drummers, one of a kind.

(repeat w/ full choir (all voices alto tenor soprano baritone) 100 voices

With 150,000 members and growing,
Our love for drumming is constantly flowing.
And our forum is the friendliest you can imagine,
A place where drummers come to jam and envision.

words by Chatgpt Music and Arrangement by jda
 
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I thought towards the end it might read and all of this in one little packet but we would still like to see Bozozoids white leather jacket. Maybe in the updated version. Oh..also all of this in one delightful tonic with unequaled tone of a Sonor phonic. On second thought maybe not. I like it just the way it is.
 
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